On and on he goes.....

Cartoon Crazy
I wonder.
If I drew a cartoon picture of myself.
And then popped it on the www somewhere.
Could I protest.
Could I say that it incited me to hate drawings of me.
Or made me think that people like me were rubbish at drawing.
Then could I sue myself
And maybe get damages paid.
To pay an artist to draw decent cartoons of me.
Which would clearly depict that I was of sound mind.
Or would that be false too.