Tony, Tony

Oh Dear, oh dear!
Your friends are turning.
Your nme's are on your case.
All seems to be falling
around your ears.
And yet you still have to
run the country
keep the terrorists at bay
hold the party together
keep the Queen happy.

Only the Archbish of Canterbury
has a tougher job

Oh, and maybe the
poor person who has to clean the loos
in our office.

Talking of something really bad
Here's a tale of a bad conductor:

There was once a bus conductor, and he really was really bad. He had anger management problems.

One day a woman on the bus refused to pay the fare. Well, the bad bus conductor got so angry he killed her. He was tried and sentenced to death by the electric chair. (yes, he lived and worked in America)

The day for his execution came, and they took him out of his cell and brought him to the chair. The guard said, "Have you any last requests?"

The man replied, "Yes, I'd like an unripe green banana, please.

So they got him an unripe green banana, and he peeled it, ate it, and threw the skin away, and they strapped him to the chair. "Are you ready?" they asked."Yes," he said. And they hit the switch. And nothing happened. So he was taken back to his cell.

The guards rewired the chair and tested it a few times, and it worked perfectly. They brought the man back and said, "Have you any last requests?" The man replied, "Yes, I'd like an unripe green banana, please." So they got him an unripe green banana, and he peeled it, ate it, and threw the skin away, and they strapped him to the chair. "Are you ready?" they asked. "Yes," he said. And they hit the switch. And nothing happened. So he was taken back to his cell.

Well, the guards bought a brand new electric chair. This one was amazing: leather seats, gold-plated armrests studded with rubies, the works. It was an incredible sight. They brought the man back and asked, "Have you any last requests?" The man replied, "Yes, I'd like an unripe green banana, please." So they got him an unripe green banana, and he peeled it, ate it, and threw the skin away, and they strapped him to the chair. "Are you ready?" they asked. "Yes," he said. And they hit the switch. And nothing happened.

Now, in this particular state, there was a law that if someone survived the electric chair three times, he must be set free. So the man was released.

As soon as he stepped out of the prison, the press were all over him. He walked through the crowd and the flashing cameras until he saw a small man who asked, "Have you discovered some miraculous phenomenon of unripe green bananas?"

"No," he replied, "I've just always been a bad conductor."

Comments:
don't get it
 
neither
 
what started off as a topical post about the plight of poor old Tony really turned into a poor excuse for a joke ... you need to be electrocuted for jokes like that ... boooooo!
 
good joke.
 
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