On and on he goes.....

Derby

Things I know about Derby....
It's a horse race
It's a town
It's a hat

But in terms of football......
Never bet on a 'derby' match
because they create funny results
like Ipswich beating Norwich
It should never have happened
And although I lost no money
(because I didn't bet)
I still feel upset.
Roll on the return match in a few months time.

Another thing I keep thinking about
was a herd of lions
attacking a proud elephant
on TV the other day

The lions won
and feasted
and again, I was upset
but I'm not sure why
unlike the football
it was completely natural.