A game of two halves
one of these gentlemen claims to run a football team one claims to be closely related to humans one has friends who want him to have the same rights as other humans because he shares 99% of their DNA one has a new home in London and can view the open air not through bars for the first time since he was born one has very few friends and even less in the press one looks like a chump one looks like he's not happy one will still have a job in 12 months times one will still be providing entertainment one of these champs didn't have a lot of choice about where he is now and the other one chose and was chosen for fame one of these would scare a groups of young men one of them seem to have no effect on 11 professionals one of them spins a tail yet one has no tale which helps classify him as something different one I love and one makes me cry.
