On and on he goes.....

Apparently.
Dear old ladies
who are used to
their afternoon tot of gin
were struggling when in Hospital
until they discovered
the hand cleaning alcohol
at the ward entrance.
It was certainly
giving a bit of kick
to their afternoon tea.
Doctors have had
the words changed
on the dispensers
to hand sanitizers.
which doesn't sound
so appealing I guess.

I actually believe this story
because it came from a very
reliable lady.