On and on he goes.....

Broken Strings
On my squash racket
£23 to fix
which might seem a lot
but compared to the millions of pounds lost by people investing in Northern Rock
isn't much
If I invested in a horse
and it lost the race
I wonder if I could moan
and demand my money back?

Broken Strings
On my violin
£0 to fix
which might seem pretty cheap
but that's because I was given a fresh one by a fellow fiddler
If I replaced all my violin strings
with ones the vibrated better
I wonder if the people listening
would moan less?