On and on he goes.....

Last Cake
No dependent children
under eighteen
No more cakes
until grandchildren
No pigs
until EU subsidies make it worthwhile

So, this is it - this is what it feels like to have gone through the dependent children phase - although something tells me my time isn't done yet. After all the student grant is a thing of the past.

It feels, kind of, not really, you know, any, like, different.