On and on he goes.....

The good thing about the rain
No, not for the garden
the beans, flowers, new trees etc
No, not for the farmers
crops, ploughing, general whining
No, not for the water authority
reservoirs, rivers.
Yes, definitely yes
for getting my car wet
which means that the
pigeon poop
is no longer like glue and welded on
but soft
and easily washed off
I've been waiting for a day like
today
for six weeks.
In fact
it was almost at the stage where I
couldn't drive safely.
All I need now is an air rifle.