On and on he goes.....

They were edible
The Mushrooms.
I am still
alive and
kicking.
Yeah!

Imagine yourself entering a store
in a rough part of town
Wanting to buy some beer.
On the door is a notice
'beware of the dog'
You enter, slightly worried
but convince yourself it will be
all right.
You look around the store.
As you walk up to the counter you
do indeed see a dog
but it looks very old and weary
you relax and say to the guy behind the counter
'What's with the sign? the dog looks pretty harmless!'
He says 'yeah,
before I had the sign everyone used to
trip over him
so I put up the sign
and now no-one trips.
It's great.'

Things aren't always what the seem........