On and on he goes.....

I almost
wrote about Norwich's Stunning Comeback
or my Stunning Birthday Party
or the Stunning Sunshine this Lunchtime
But
instead
I was thinking about appraisals at work this week.
and wondered if I (or my boss) could could get any of these in:

Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. I would not allow this employee to breed. This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be.Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap. He sets low personal standards an then consistently fails to achieve them. This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better. A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on. If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change. The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.